It's always a rare occasion when Don Brennan makes a player personnel suggestion that isn't in someway linked to whether or not a player had some Ottawa 67s lineage. But there it was in this morning's paper:
The Senators plan to sign a scoring winger to play with Spezza come free agent time, and 31-year-old Simon Gagne is among the best available. Sure, he has a history of injury trouble, but he is a former 47-goal sniper who is finding his touch these days (six goals in six games prior to Tuesday). Gagne, who is paid a $5.25-mil salary by the Bolts, would prefer to stay put. “I like it here, my family likes it here, I like the group of guys that we have here,” he said. “But the most important thing is I like where the team is going. I like the direction with the new ownership ... they want to bring the Cup back.”As the British accented season ticket holder -- who sat close to my parents' seats -- used to bellow whenever Wade Redden made a bad pass, "Wrong decision!!!"
Truth be told, this is a terrible fucking idea. Although, to his credit, it's not even the dumbest thing that he has written today - the decision to call out Georges Laraque... again was.
Simply put, Simon Gagne is a regressing bag off ass who hasn't played well since 2008. But don't take my word for it, just look at his numbers:
Since the 2006-07 season, he's had one good season (2007-08) in which he put up decent numbers. And by the time that Gagne hits free agency this summer, that will have been two seasons ago. Brennan put it mildly when he said that Gagne had a history of injuries. His health record is spottier than Cameron Diaz's complexion - Double hernias? Check. A myriad of concussions? Check. Shoulder problems? Check. A mysterious neck injury that forced him to miss 18 games this season? Check.
Sweet. When can we get this guy to sign on the dotted line?
Maybe I'm being a tad facetious here. Gagne has posted some modest offensive numbers this season but using Dobber Hockey's line combination resource tool, Gagne's also played approximately 68-70% of his ice-time alongside one (or more) of Lecavalier, St. Louis, or Stamkos.
As I noted in yesterday's Senators Extra Prediction Panel, Tampa's the only Eastern Conference team that features a negative goal differential. Like Gagne's name value, their placement in the standings is probably a bit inflated. In consequence, I can't ignore that glaring -18 on what is currently a 5th seeded Lightning team. Looking at the latest version of Behindthenet.ca's latest Goals Versus Threshold (GVT) rankings (taken from March 3rd), Gagne had the worst rating amongst Tampa forwards who had played more than 30 games.
But of course, Gagne's been lighting the lamp of late - six goals in six games prior to Tuesday. Here's what Gagne has done in his past seven games:
|Mar 29||OTT||W 5-2||0||2||2||1||0||0||0||0||0||0||0||0||0||1||.000|
|Mar 26||@ CAR||W 4-2||2||0||2||2||0||0||2||0||0||0||0||0||0||2||1.000|
|Mar 25||CAR||L 3-4||2||0||2||0||0||2||0||1||0||0||0||0||0||2||1.000|
|Mar 22||NYI||L 2-5||0||0||0||-3||0||0||4||0||0||0||0||0||0||1||.000|
|Mar 17||@ MON||OTL 2-3||1||1||2||-2||2||1||2||0||1||0||0||0||0||2||.500|
|Mar 14||@ TOR||W 6-2||0||1||1||2||0||0||2||0||0||0||0||0||0||2||.000|
|Mar 12||@ FLA||OTL 3-4||1||2||3||0||0||1||0||0||2||0||0||0||0||3||.333|
Montreal notwithstanding, that's some pretty inferior competition. (My apologies to Leafs fans deluded with playoff aspirations.)
Even though Gagne's the most recognizable name on the free agent list. It's a weak class this summer. There should be no impetus upon the Senators to overpay to bring in this kind of aging player. It's this archaic, cut-and-paste and hockeyocratic philosophy to sign these past their prime former stars that we should be encouraging the organization to ignore. How many Kubas, Gonchars or Kovalevs does the organization need to burn through before some specific individuals in Ottawa's traditional media get it? Signing Gagne out of a weak free agent crop is akin to doing some online dating and picking the best girl out of Renfrew County on the basis that she has the most teeth. (Unless you're one of those people who prefer the gummy novelty of a toothless woman.)
Of course, judging from Gagne's comments (lip service?), I doubt he would even consider taking a paycut to leave a warm, pressure-less environment to come play for a rebuilding team in Ottawa, so the idea is probably moot.
Da Costa Update:
The latest news pertaining to Da Costa is that Minnesota Wild GM Chuck Fletcher flew to Toronto to meet face to face with Da Costa and his representative Wade Arnott. I don't want to read too much into this and speculate that this is the kind of action that will seal the deal in Minnesota's favor. However, does this not strike you as the act of a desperate man? Or at least one who lacks confidence in signing the player and has to make such a last ditch effort?
I was talking to Tim recently about Ottawa's bargaining position with Da Costa and he raised a valid point. Assuming that Da Costa can appreciate a bastardized version of the french language, perhaps Ottawa has a distinct advantage over Minnesota or Florida in that it has an accessible francophone population.
"Regressing bag of ass" may be the best metaphor you've ever used.
While I have no interest in Gagne, I'm not sure it's fair to label Carolina as "inferior competition". Sneaking two past Ward is pretty hard to do... doing so on back to back nights is even more impressive.