With tonight's 6-2 loss to the Philadelphia Flyers, Sportsclubstats.com has determined that there is a 0.0% chance that the Senators will make the playoffs? (Jim Mora: "Playoffs?!?!) To even have a chance at cracking the magical 94-point threshold that has become synonymous with a playoff berth threshold, the Senators would have to go 25-6-3 down the stretch.
Let's wallow in self-pity for a few moments before we invest a slew of faith in the Murray family tree to sort as much of this shit out before someone credible takes over in the offseason.
Gabriel Landeskog – One part Alfie. One part Gary Roberts. Looks like Jersey is making a run after winning 2 straight.