Update @ 11:21am:
I was just talking with Tim and we came up with this idea:
Let Dany arrive in Ottawa. Have him address the media and let him sit down and talk to Clouston. Once that's done, let him sit down and explain his reasoning to his teammates. Once he's finished, Bryan Murray should walk up to him, thank him and then inform him that he's been punked. "Dany, while you were in the dressing room, I managed to trade you to the LA Kings."