Senators Nicknames

Earl McRae of the Ottawa Sun is running a nickname contest for members of the Ottawa Senators. To enter, you just have to give him any current five players and their respective nicknames. It's not a bad way to encourage some discussion and get your readers involved, until I saw some commenter named Danny borrow my 12 steps idea for Michalek and pass it off as his own. (Angry fist shaking motion.)

In homage of Earl McRae's piece...I'll submit a list of nicknames if you guys put together a good list.

Get it going...