Written by Graeme Nichols | 31 March 2009

We, the writers at this blog, shit on the Ottawa media all the time. Rather than waste today worrying about whether Bruce is shitting on Brian Elliott for being Brian Elliott, I'm just going to analyze one piece of credible journalism. Today's Birthday horoscope!

Happy Birthday: You can make some helpful professional changes. This is a fabulous year to get involved in subjects, projects and interests about which you feel passionately. The more you like what you are doing and the people with whom you are engaged, professionally and socially, the better you will do. Your numbers are 5, 12, 19, 25, 36, 39, 40

CELEBRITIES BORN ON THIS DAY: Pavel Bure, 38; Ewan McGregor, 38; Rhea Perlman, 61; Christopher Walken, 66 ~ Sun Media's Horoscopes

Awesome, I never thought I'd be able to use the word boner and Rhea Perlman in the same sentence.

Speaking of boner's, here's some more Bingo-related news that should be interesting (provided that Ottawa hosts a Binghamton playoff game):

The Senators expect to be among the contenders to land C Tyler Bozak from the University of Denver. The unrestricted free agent, who was never drafted, flew to Toronto yesterday to meet with agent Wade Arnott to make a list of teams he'd be willing to sign with. "He's got quite a lengthy list of teams that have shown interest," said assistant GM Tim Murray. Bryan Murray went to Denver early this season to speak with Bozak, a 6-foot-1, 180-pounder who had eight goals and 15 assists in 19 games with the Pioneers this season. Bozak's teammate and Senators draft pick Patrick Wiercioch has been talking up Ottawa. "We have been on top of him since Day 1," said Tim Murray. "He knows we have big interest. I would be shocked if we're not on the shortlist."

Also.

The Senators have held talks with 2008 No. 1 pick Erik Karlsson, whose Frolunda Indians were eliminated from the Swedish Elite League playoffs Saturday. Karlsson, 18, wouldn't be able to sign a deal, but he could agree to an amateur tryout agreement with Binghamton. He's under contract with Frolunda until the end of April and he is on Sweden's under-19 team. ~ Bruce Garrioch, The Ottawa Sun

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