| 16 June 2009
Recently, we asked for you readers to show off your own personal Oracle of Bullshit abilities. The process was simple, simply fire off an email or comment addressing these three things:
1. Name the team Dany Heatley is traded to (and any other Senators player involved).
2. Name the compensation to Ottawa.
3. Name the date the trade happens.
Whomever is the closest gets bragging rights and a guest piece indicating your own personal offseason predictions for the Sens.
Well, you readers responded and here's what we have:
June 29
To Vancouver: Heatley
To Ottawa: Biesksa and Burrows
James S.
July 4th – Dany Heatley is traded to the Anaheim Ducks for Corey Perry and Jake Gardiner
Jamie V.D., Kanata>
June 25th
Heatley, Elliot, Picard OTT 1st Round Pick and a Conditional Pick to the Islanders for 1st Overall Pick and Okposo
Jamie, P.
It'll all go down on the 23rd of June. Heatley will be Traded to Edmonton with Jason Smith. In rerturn Ottawa will receive Andrew Cogliano, Tom Gilbert, and Edmonton's 1st round pick and a late rounder.
Alex, M.
June 26th
From SJ
Michalek
Erhoff
Mark, M.
Heatley and Schubert + OTT’s 1st to COLORDADO for Stastny and Nigel Williams, and COL’s 1st. On June 26t
Gene, W.
Nobody said the date mattered!
Heatley + Auld + 2009 Second round pick
To Vancouver
For Cory Schneider, Alexander Edler , and 2009 1st round pick
Kluke
June 24
Ottawa sends Heatley to Colorado for Svatos (2.05 cap hit in 2009-10) and 3rd overall pick(Duchesne). Lacroix needs to replace Sakic J
Extra money is for another top 6 forward and we have Duchesne, Karlsson on now one of the best young bluelines in the NHL. Add to that we also have the 9th pick which will be NHL ready very soon.
Mark, L.
June 25th
To St Louis: Dany Heatley
To Ottawa: Brad Boyes, TJ Oshie, 17th overall pick in 2009 draft
Yet another Mark, M.
1. Heatley + Picard
2. Simmonds + Frolov + JJ + 1st 2009
3. June 19th - 1pm or so
Sam, P.
This is probably late, but if I were trying to move Heater, it would be a 3-way –
Ottawa gives up Heatley, Lee, and the #9
Gets Lecavalier and the #5
LA gives up the #5, J. Johnson and Frolov
Gets Heatley and the #9
T Bay gives up Lecavalier
Gets Lee, J. Johnson, Frolov
Ryan, K.
July 3rd:
To Edmonton: Heatley, Campoli and Kelly
To Ottawa: Souray, Hemsky and Brodziak
RTWAP
June 26, 2009
Dany Heatley and Chris Kelly to the Colorado Avalanche for Ryan Smyth and the 3rd overall pick in the 2009 NHL entry draft.
OR
June 26, 2009
Dany Heatley and Chris Kelly to the Calgary Flames for Dion Phaneuf and Jamie Lundmark
Rob R.
June 25th 2:14PM
To Calgary Flames:
Dany Heatley
Alex Auld
To Ottawa Senators:
Dion Phaneuf
Calgary 1st Round Pick 2010 (20th overall)
Mike Cammalleri's Rights (pending UFA)
Some anonymous guy who won't get credit for the creativity of this proposal.
Failing to land a first line winger and a top pairing offensive defenseman plus a top ten first round draft pick from Heatley's list of West Coast teams to trade with, Brian Murray sits on his hands and calls Heatley in for training camp for the 09/10 season. Heatley fails to report, giving Murray the cap room to trade for/sign a few depth positions needed to make Ottawa competitive. Heatley gives in at the trade deadline and is traded to the New York Islanders (who have just fired Garth Snow and conveniently re-hired Mad Mike Milbury) for John Taveres and Mark Streit, who fit perfectly into the Clouston system, becoming integral parts in a successful Stanley Cup championship run next spring!!!! Thank you Heatley and God bless Brian Murray. God bless us everyone really.
Oman
June 26th
To Edmonton: Dany Heatley, 2nd round pick (2009)
To Ottawa: Sam Gagner, Gilbert, Eberle and their 2010 first round pick
Or:
June 26th
To LA: Dany Heatley, Brian Lee, 2009 2nd round pick (from Columbus)
To Ottawa: Colton Teubert, Jack Johnson and their 1st rounder (2009)
The Dutch Treat
Draft Day
From LA Kings:
Drew Doughty and their 2009 1st Pick.
From Ottawa:
Danny Heatley and Jason Smith.
To NY Islanders:
LA Kings Pick #5 1st round Pick
Ottawa Senators #9 1st round pick
Roster Player TBA
For:
NY Islanders #1 1st round Pick 2009
Ottawa Drafts: John Tavares
Michael
In recent years, the best way to figure out what Brian Murray will do is to think of the most annoying thing possible.
So, I'm thinking he'll do nothing at all. Heatley will be here all summer, as will Jason Smith and Chris Kelly. Chris Neil will be signed to a three year deal worth $5.4 million dollars. Mike Comrie will sign elswhere.
Heatley will sulk his way through training camp and suck all the way to Christmas. Sometime just after the all star game, Murray will trade him for a mediocre has been (likely Comrie) and a second round pick.
By then Brian Elliott will be completely burned out after starting every game for a bad team, LeClaire having spent most of the season injured and Alex Auld traded away for a fourth rounder.
The Sens will then once again miss the playoffs and I'll make good on my longstanding threat to abandon cheering for the Sens in favour of women's professional bowling.
Anonymous #2
June 25th:
To San Jose:
-Dany Heatly
-Brian Lee
-Alex Picard
To Ottawa:
-Devin Setoguchi
-Marc-Edouard Vlasic
-2010 First Rounder
-2011 Second Rounder
Setoguchi only has a year left on his deal, but I'll let BM figure that one out.
Andrew
At draft table;
To - LA
Heatley, Kelly, Picard, 2009 1st.
To - OTT
Frolov, Stoll, Johnson, 2009 1st.
Book it, lol.
Gerald Norton
draft day:
to: nyi heatley
to: ott fist round pick in ths years draft.
Anonymous #3
Ottawa trades Heatley to Colorado for Wolski and #3, and next year's #1; trades #3 and Lee to NYI for #1 (Hedman).
Ryan
June 24th, 2009
To Los Angeles: Dany Heatley and a 2nd round pick in 2009
To Ottawa: Jack Johnson, Alexander Frolov, Ted Purcell, and the 5th overall pick in 2009
albanada
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