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"Ottawa's Chris Neil is a very interesting option for several teams looking to get tougher. Two such teams that I am hearing with interest are San Jose and Montreal. Both do make good sense. And it goes to show you that the Canadiens are doing more now than just trying to land #4." ~ Eklund, Hockeybuzz
In light of the recent Erik Cole rumor coincidences, today's Chris Neil's rumor on Hockeybuzz has only helped solidify my status as the Oracle of Bullshit. Here's what I wrote on Neil, in a post I entitled An Open Letter to Bryan Murray.

With all this fortune telling stuff, maybe I can open a fortune telling kiosk at ScotiaBank Place that will turn pre-teen boys into grown men so that they can shag some broads. (Ah the irony, I'm borrowing that idea from the movie Big.)